On a lucid Saturday morning, Scott and I set out for a day of cultural edification. Committed to a squeaky-clean January, free of the vices of drink, smoke, and dessert, we find ourselves with much time and energy on our hands. The same is true for my pal Frances and her beloved Chad, with whom we ate sushi and went to the movies on Friday. With the sludge of substances rinsed away, Frances was planning on attending an